I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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