I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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