I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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