Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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