So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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