I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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