Sober January is a disaster.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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