Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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