I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i think im in europe. pls send help
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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