I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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