I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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