No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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