If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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