I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I need moral support for this bender
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
When did angry sex become our thing?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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