do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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