Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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