Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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