doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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