I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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