Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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