Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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