I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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