you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
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