great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I want to fling myself into the sun
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does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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