This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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