Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
