I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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