Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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