So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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