member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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