i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.