The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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