Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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