I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just gargled with NyQuil
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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