My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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