Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just found puke in my bra..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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