Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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