So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I had to cum in my sink.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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