shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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