One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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