Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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