I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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