he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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