There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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