Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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