No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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