the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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