I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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