I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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