I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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