fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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