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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Randomize