the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
then he tried to convert me to islam
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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