I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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