wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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