I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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