Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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