i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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