mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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